Have a good what, asshole? A good day? A good life? A good diarrhea? What on Earth is this noisy air that escapes your lungs every time you walk away? And who taught you to talk to strangers, or worse, your friends, like such a turd?
What ever happened to “good bye”? It used to be “God be with ye” so it has pedigree. Or how about bringing back “good morning” or “good evening” on parting?
Hell, just give me the finger when you leave. Or punch me in the forehead, or spit on me. Custom-make every parting word. I can’t stand being so easily dismissed from the docket of your attention. When someone says “have a good one” I know they were never really listening to me, that they never cared half a shit for my existence.
You are instantly my enemies, all of you. Have a good diarrhea.
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Read this to my boyfriend, who told me what his response is to this: “Thanks. I could use a good one!”
Posted 24 Oct 2010 at 10:57 pm ¶I use this one a lot since I never pay attention to people.
Posted 25 Oct 2010 at 9:11 am ¶Have a Good “whatever you are going to have” we both know there is coming some event in your life that you are going to enjoy. that is what “Have a Good one” means. it is referring to the next stupid event in your life that will have meaning. We both do not care about your dim existence but there is going to come a day in the near future where you are going to have a great time. Ohh I don’t know you might drink both beers you have in your fridge and get plastered. You might break your 36 month sexual dry spell and get laid who cares. When I say “Have a Good one” that means the next time something Good happens I am putting more of a blessing on it by telling you that I hope it is Good. for me to say have a good day. Dude I do not care about your stupid day. but your life events now that means something. Be careful before you discredit that which you do not understand because someone with a red neck accent said it. We AINT all dumb.
Posted 25 Oct 2010 at 3:25 pm ¶Trackbacks & Pingbacks 2
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