Interwebs

Guys. Here’s the deal. I’m going to pretend for a moment that this was ever funny.

hahahahahahahah hahahahaha haha
HAHAHA HA!
HA! HA!
HAAAAAAAAAAtvgdou.k 8rda,/07day-fu, K-lgb9U<>_Lg9<UK#_,PYKF,y;4kf8b-!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There. I laughed. I think it’s the funniest thing since sliced cat turds on a sliced horsebread ratpiss sandwich. But now that the joke is old, you can’t use it anymore. See? Say internet. It’s a thing, which everybody knows about now, including very very stupid people and so you don’t have to keep pandering to us with this word. Even child molesters, the really really bad kind, don’t think this is funny. So every time you say “interwebs” you’re actually placing yourself, socially, below child molesters. How does that feel? To know that the stupid shit coming out of your face hole is worse than touching children? Keep trying and soon you’ll be as bad as people who actually HAVE children, and you can’t get lower than that without killing and eating somebody.

Editor’s note: next time add more hyperbole to your posts.

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