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Category Archives: Neologisms

Interwebs

Guys. Here’s the deal. I’m going to pretend for a moment that this was ever funny. hahahahahahahah hahahahaha haha HAHAHA HA! HA! HA! HAAAAAAAAAAtvgdou.k 8rda,/07day-fu, K-lgb9U<>_Lg9<UK#_,PYKF,y;4kf8b-!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There. I laughed. I think it’s the funniest thing since sliced cat turds on a sliced horsebread ratpiss sandwich. But now that the joke is old, you can’t use it anymore. [...]

Posted 13 April 2012 † Christopher § It's Not Funny § Trying to be Funny ‡ Comments (0) °

Wigger

Last week I accidentally used the word “wigger”. I was describing someone I know who wears baggy clothing and sports jerseys, listens to nothing but hip-hop, and loves basketball. And while fumbling through the lexicon for a proper descriptor, I called him a “wigger” and was instantly embarrassed for myself, because as it turns out, [...]

Posted 29 January 2011 † Christopher § Just Fucking Horrible § Nouns § Trapping Word ‡ Comments (0) °

Meme

I don’t fucking care at all that Richard Dawkins invented this word. It’s straight up horrible and nobody will point out this fact so I guess I have to. First of all, Richard Dawkins is a dick. I mean his NAME is even Dick. I’m an atheist but I think between he and Christopher Hitchens, [...]

Posted 25 December 2010 † Christopher § Nouns § Poor Connotation § Pop Lexicon § Sounds Stupid § Spelling ‡ Comments (2) °

Cosplay

I think it is wonderful that adults like to play dress-up, be it for sexual purposes or just for fun. In fact, I even think it’s fair that we have a word specifically to describe the practice. But the word “cosplay” was thought up by a monkey. A STUPID monkey. One with a brain injury [...]

Posted 23 September 2009 † Christopher § Sex § Sounds Stupid § Trying to be Cool ‡ Comments (7) ° Tagged: ,