Category Archives: Pretentious

Plethora

Here’s a weird one where I hate the word, but I actually like it in its archaic form. In case you’ve been living in a cage in your uncle Harry’s basement, subsisting off sewer rats that venture too close to your putrid, pus-spewing, gangrenous foot, which you fractured trying to escape but were thwarted by [...]

Aubergine

Okay, I get it. You think you’re better than everyone else. Only a pleb would dare use such lowbrow words as “eggplant”. You like to pretend you can speak French because you took a class in college and now you have some tapes. But you’re in America now. And in America, people who try to [...]