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Kinky

I hate the word “kinky”. It makes me think of desperate married couples searching vainly for a way to “spice up” their sex life. “What about these ‘vibrating nipple clamps’?” “Ooh that’s kinky!” “Yeah? Well we should get these then.” “Oh wow they’re twenty dollars, though!” “Jesus Dora, we’re trying to save our marriage here.” [...]

Posted 29 March 2011 † Christopher § Adjectives § Sounds Stupid ‡ Comments (0) °

Pornography

It’s not 1955 anymore. With the exception of a few holdouts (probably loosely affiliated with Jesus) pornography is accepted as part of modern living. And while it may still have some very important political issues concerning the exploitation of women, most of what you will find out there is not obscene, much of it is [...]

Posted 10 November 2009 † Christopher § Nouns § Poor Connotation § Too Long ‡ Comments (1) ° Tagged: , , , ,

Cosplay

I think it is wonderful that adults like to play dress-up, be it for sexual purposes or just for fun. In fact, I even think it’s fair that we have a word specifically to describe the practice. But the word “cosplay” was thought up by a monkey. A STUPID monkey. One with a brain injury [...]

Posted 23 September 2009 † Christopher § Neologisms § Sounds Stupid § Trying to be Cool ‡ Comments (7) ° Tagged: ,

Blowjob

This one has bugged me for years. We have many euphemisms for oral sex, which I won’t go into here, but only a few terms that are used in common parlance.  There are a fair number of sexy ways a person can describe fellatio, such as “suck your cock”, “suck you off”, “fuck my mouth”, [...]

Posted 06 May 2009 † Christopher § Nouns ‡ Comments (3) ° Tagged: